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How Does A Person Decide Who To Marry? "You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one." Kally, age 9 "You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming." Allan, age 10 How Can a Stranger Tell if Two People are Married? "You might have to guess based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids." Derrick, age 8 "Married people usually look happy to talk to other people." Eddie, age 6 What Do You Think Your Mom and Dad Have in Common? "Both don't want no more kids." Lori, age 8 How to Make a Marriage Work "Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck!" Ricky, age 7 "If you want to last with your man, you should wear a lot of sexy clothes.... Especially underwear that is red and maybe has a few diamonds on it." Lori, age 8 Getting Married for a Second Time "Most men are brainless, so you might have to try more than one to find a live one." Angie L., age 10 How Would the World Be Different if People Didn't Get Married? "There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?" Kelvin, age 8 "You can be sure of one thing - the boys would come chasing after us just the same as they do now!" Roberta, age 7 What is a dog?
Conclusion: They're little men in furry suits. THANKSGIVING RECIPES by Mrs. Geraghty's Kindergarten Class NOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be responsible for medical bills resulting from use of her cookbook. Ivette -- Banana Pie You buy some bananas and crust. Then you mash them up and put them in the pie. Then you eat it. Russell -- Turkey You cut the turkey up and put it in the oven for ten minutes and 300 degrees. You put gravy on it and eat it. Geremy -- Turkey You buy the turkey and take the paper off. Then you put it in the refrigerator and take it back out and cut it with a knife and make sure all the wires are out and take out the neck and heart. Then you put it in a big pan and cook it for half an hour at 80 degrees. Then you invite people over and eat. Andrew -- Pizza Buy some dough, some cheese and pepperoni. Then you cook it for 10 hours at 5 degrees. Then you eat it. Shelby -- Applesauce Go to the store and buy some apples, and then you squish them up. Then you put them in a jar that says, "Applesauce." Then you eat it. Christa -- Cookies Buy some dough and smash it and cut them out. Then put them in the oven for 2 hours at 100 degrees. Then take them out and dry them off. Then it's time to eat them. Jordan Simons -- Chocolate Pudding Buy some chocolate pudding mix. Then you add the milk. Then you add the pudding mix. Then you stir it. Then you put it in the refrigerator and wait for it to get hard. Then you eat it. Jason -- Chicken Pie Put the chicken in the pot and put the salad and cheese and mustard and then you mix it all together. Then put chicken sauce and stir it all around again. Then you cook it for 5 minutes at 9 degrees. Then you eat it. Christopher -- Pumpkin Pie First you buy a pumpkin and smash it. Then it is all done. And you cook it in the oven for 12 minutes and 4 degrees. Then you eat it. Isabelle -- Spaghetti Put those red things in it. Then put the spaghetti in it. Then cook it in the oven for 2 minutes at 8 degrees. Nicholas -- White and Brown Pudding First you read the wrapper. Get a piece of water. Stir. Then you eat it. |
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