Unsolicited Giggles

August 8, 1998 - This isn't exactly the same as the others. My friend and I just got a little silly. I hope she doesn't smack me for putting this on here.

DruiLa: Hi, peasant
DruiLa: I need a new word for peasant..hmm..
I Giggle: peon?
DruiLa: That'll dp
DruiLa: do too
DruiLa: Hi, peon
I Giggle: ooer, it'll dp?
I Giggle: I've not been dp'd in ages
DruiLa: Yes, it'll dp
DruiLa: Well, you know, leave it to me to dp something
I Giggle: of course, you dp with the best of them
DruiLa: Some day, you too can learn to dp
DruiLa: But only after many hours of dping
I Giggle: but can one dp alone? that is the real question here
DruiLa: I offer dping classes at the expensive but understandable rate of $1500 an hour
DruiLa: Call 1-800-IMA-DPER for more information
DruiLa: One can dp alone, but it's best not to talk about such things in public
I Giggle: hmm.... that's rather steep. What exactly will I get for that price
DruiLa: You will get 6 days (10 hours per day) of dping lessons
I Giggle: Can one dp in public, though? Or is that still up for debate?
DruiLa: It's thought to be gross indeceny, and reserved for the insane
I Giggle: at only $1,500 an hour? that's almost a bargain
DruiLa: Once your dping lessons are over, you will receive the right to attend my private dping camp in the Rockie Mountains of Colorado
DruiLa: That's not almost a bargain, that IS a bargain
DruiLa: If you find another quality dping facility at a lower price, I will not only match their price but go a dollar lower
DruiLa: How's that for a deal?
I Giggle: woo, that's.... something...
DruiLa: It certainly is!
I Giggle: can't argue with you about that much.
DruiLa: Well, there ya go.
DruiLa: Just call that number, one of my busy operators will get back to you as soon as possible
DruiLa: If no one answers, try back later. If someone does answer, hang up right away
I Giggle: hmm.... well, I'll think about it