Unsolicited Giggles

Ok, I don't think I'll ever top this one. This guy was so persistent. By the way, the pic I sent him was of myself at 3 years old. I did warn him it was old ::grin:: I know it's long, but it's worth the read...

Anubsrule: want to giggle with gle?
I Giggle: who or what is gle?
Anubsrule: glee happiness etc..
I Giggle: hmm... sure, why not? What do I do?
Anubsrule: depends on where you want me to start pleasing you
I Giggle: well, I have lots of things that would please me, depends on what you excel at
Anubsrule: I've been told in the near past that i am better than any woman can satisfy the hot spot of another woman, and more
I Giggle: wow, sounds like you have rather wordy friends
Anubsrule: not friends, them that have been pleased over and over
I Giggle: oh... don't you please your friends?
Anubsrule: only if they want to be pleased
I Giggle: hmm... you know what really pleases me....
Anubsrule: I'm listening
I Giggle: a man who does dishes
Anubsrule: among other things?
I Giggle: although, if he would change the oil in the car, I'd be almost ecstatic
Anubsrule: ok what else and why?
I Giggle: you know what really does it for me, though?
Anubsrule: no tell me
I Giggle: yard work
Anubsrule: what else? and why the labor?
I Giggle: well... pretty much any kinda work
I Giggle: why? well, I'm lazy
Anubsrule: why, do you, like to watch a man work up a sweat?
I Giggle: so.... how are you with power tools?
Anubsrule: great but I have a tool of my own to use
I Giggle: cool, cause I don't have many here. Well... my Dad bought me a power drill when he visited last, and of course I have a hammer and a couple of screwdrivers, but otherwise, I'm basically tool free
Anubsrule: Do you like to play with a guy online or are you seriously in need of duties you specified above?
I Giggle: oh, I definitely like to play with guys online. In fact, I do it every chance I get.
Anubsrule: How bout both of us play in person..?
Anubsrule: that chance is now
I Giggle: hmm... that would kind of defeat the purpose, wouldn't it?
Anubsrule: nope
Anubsrule: why you say that?
I Giggle: well... I'd rather not say
Anubsrule: I wnt to know
I Giggle: you know, I feel that way often. Sucks, doesn't it?
Anubsrule: Depends on the situation, enlighten me to how it would be bad...
I Giggle: well... if we play in person, we aren't playing online, now are we?
Anubsrule: No but we could once again, before we playin person again
I Giggle: ah... so sorta an on again off again kinda of relationship?
Anubsrule: no, but relationship comes in later dont it past the first two meets
I Giggle: hmm... let me get this straight, a relationship is defined by anyone you meet more than twice?
I Giggle: what is it before then?
Anubsrule: Touch and feel status
I Giggle: I see, who wrote these rules? Did you come up with them alone, or did all those folks who told you how good you are help?
Anubsrule: The way I look at it if someone wants to go to the extent and then comes back for more..It is worth further studies
Anubsrule: Rules are inherent in my own findings
Anubsrule: the compliments or statements on my good status let me know of my prowess i guess
I Giggle: hmm... so let me get this straight. If a man/woman/whatever comes out to be with you, you please them enough that they come back a second time... so far it's a touch and feel status. But if they come back a third time... it's a relationship?
Anubsrule: yes but only women, no guy stuff
I Giggle: oh, thanks for clarifying, I was wondering
I Giggle: so... you don't do yard work for guys?
I Giggle: what about dishes?
Anubsrule: I'm not a cleaner for a living but If a job is fruitful then landscaping is ok, whether man or woman
I Giggle: you're into fruit?
Anubsrule: figure of speech on getting paid well
Anubsrule: to do the landscaping
I Giggle: ah... phew... I was wondering
Anubsrule: now tell me...
I Giggle: I was pretty sure we had clarified that guy thing, but I just wanted to check
Anubsrule: some of you and if I am good enough in pleasing you, not the dishes or work, just you
Anubsrule: whats your first name giggle?
I Giggle: oh... so you won't do any dishes? Darn, and I have so many that need doing
I Giggle: I
Anubsrule: yes your fist name
I Giggle: *I*
Anubsrule: eye, I or Ei?
Anubsrule: or is that one..?
I Giggle: umm... you did mean first name, right? not fist name? Cause I basically don't name body parts. Though, I've heard of people that do. In fact I have family members that have, but that's another story
Anubsrule: sorry for typo, I meant FIRST name
I Giggle: I as in I giggle, I thought that was clear, or is there something wrong with my name? Don't you like it?
Anubsrule: I just like to know the truth not BS
I Giggle: that's so funny, how did you know?
Anubsrule: how did i know?
I Giggle: yep, that's pretty impressive. How did you figure it out?
Anubsrule: didnt yet, just wondering..
I Giggle: oh, but you got more than most folks do, I am pretty darn impressed
Anubsrule: That just doesnt sem like a name...I giggle
I Giggle: oh? Well, define a name
Anubsrule: well if you are impressed. got a pic?
I Giggle: 1 a : a word or phrase that constitutes the distinctive designation of a person or thing
I Giggle: see, noone else is I giggle, right? so it fits the definition
Anubsrule: A name that is given or inherent to oneself that is applied to the personage of a male or female..
Anubsrule: I is a letter
I Giggle: oh, I'm so glad you asked about pics, I just got a new set of CD's I have over 300,000 of them!
Anubsrule: i meant a pic of you
I Giggle: yep, that's my first name, or did you mean fist name after all
I Giggle: well, yeah, but you may not like it
Anubsrule: it was a typo
I Giggle: it's kinda old, I was pretty young
Anubsrule: i meant first earlier and told you that..
Anubsrule: ok fire away
Anubsrule: how old are you now?
I Giggle: oh, that's right. I lost track. I'm sorry
I Giggle: older than I was yesterday
Anubsrule: age in years?
I Giggle: uploading my pic, hang on
Anubsrule: tick tock...
Anubsrule: ok well?
I Giggle: you have mail
I Giggle: hey, quality is worth waiting for. I'm surprised you don't know that, being so good and all
Anubsrule: i getting it now
Anubsrule: hold a sec
I Giggle: okie dokie
I Giggle: what do you think?
I Giggle: oops, I lied. I'm the one on the left
Anubsrule: i can only see one face cant get to the other one on the right and i meant a pic of now not then
I Giggle: oh, well I did warn you it was kinda old
Anubsrule: if you have a computer
Anubsrule: and have the means to place a pic why not?
Anubsrule: describe you now you playful one
I Giggle: well... I don't want to scare you... but I've heard there are pervs online....
I Giggle: You know what pervs are, right?
Anubsrule: I am not a perv
I Giggle: <~~doesn't want to taint your innocent mind
I Giggle: oh no, of course not! I didn't meant that at all! I was just saying, that you need to be careful
Anubsrule: Innocence I am not
Anubsrule: be carful with?
I Giggle: giving out your pic. You see, there are strange folks out here who might not be as innocent as we are, who might use them for nefarious purposes
Anubsrule: yes..
Anubsrule: if you dont bite much, why not enlighten me further?
I Giggle: sure, what do you want to be enlightened about? Though, I should warn you, I'm not too well versed in Eastern Philosophy, and my knowledge of Zen is quite limited
Anubsrule: I meant of you, an up to date pic and knowledge if you are interested in a guy like me.
I Giggle: well, of course I'm interested, you don't think I'd talk to you all this time because I'm bored by you, do you?
Anubsrule: no but i was just further curious since you said you like to play
Anubsrule: I talk truth
I Giggle: I talk english
Anubsrule: what about you describe you and your body if you will in truth
I Giggle: hmm... wait, I'm confused. I thought it was you who talked truth. I said I talk English
Anubsrule: in english tell me the truth
I Giggle: oh... well... what exactly do you want to know?
Anubsrule: your description
Anubsrule: of you
I Giggle: well, I'm rather playful and funny. I can be spiteful at times, but not so much anymore. I have very little interest in football, but I love golf. I tend to say what I mean, but I rarely mean what I say.
Anubsrule: ok how bout your looks
Anubsrule: well?
I Giggle: Well, I have to wear glasses, or my looks don't work well
I Giggle: oops, you meant what I look like, huh? I'm sorry
I Giggle: sometimes I don't talk english good
Anubsrule: Youmust know I have a hard head, and I will always get to the point, dont beat around the bush, its my job, tell me what you and your boddy loks like
I Giggle: I have brown hair, blue eyes with gold specks (two of them... eyes, not specks), two ears, one nose, one mouth
I Giggle: my body? That's a rather personal question on such short acquaintance, isn't it?
Anubsrule: but I like to be honest..have you not noticed that you have not asked me..things like I ask..?
I Giggle: yep, but you see, I'm just not the curious type
Anubsrule: ok now back to your dscription of your physique in a basic format, not body part labels like on your face
I Giggle: oh, ok... I am humanoid
Anubsrule: ??
I Giggle: you know, of human form. You said basic format. I didn't want to get too specific
Anubsrule: I just wonder if you can understand
I Giggle: ok... let's try it again. I'm not a morning person, you know
Anubsrule: Do you want my attention any further?
I Giggle: of course, I'm having a great time, aren't you?
Anubsrule: being one who is well versed, i talk in honesty and openness, you talk in circles
I Giggle: but I've never been well versed. I've always preferred prose
Anubsrule: I am an honest gentleman, sicillian and intelligent
I Giggle: coolies
Anubsrule: try not to burn your bridges before you come to them
I Giggle: umm... ok, I'm not much of an engineer or a military type, but how could you possibly burn something you haven't gotten to, yet?
Anubsrule: now...if you want to talk further talk in honest and dont dilly about
I Giggle: but, I've been perfectly honest with you. Heck, I even admitted I was lazy.
Anubsrule: no you said you were one that likes to play
Anubsrule: do you look good? your height?
I Giggle: Anubsrule: what else? and why the labor?
I Giggle: well... pretty much any kinda work
I Giggle: why? well, I'm lazy
I Giggle: see, I told you I was lazy right at the beginning... weren't you listening?
I Giggle: I look pretty good at this height. I suppose I could look just as good at different heights, but I'm used to this one
Anubsrule: actually i was reading
I Giggle: true, I was woefully inaccurate. I apologize
Anubsrule: I am going to ask you once again...Age? Height? Are you sexually active?
I Giggle: when did you ask me that before?
Anubsrule: I didnt
I Giggle: but you just said you were asking me once again
Anubsrule: Ask you another question yes
I Giggle: oh... well, I can answer those... 36, 5'6", do you mean right this second?
Anubsrule: yes or no..depends on your mood
I Giggle: depends on my mood?
Anubsrule: yes
I Giggle: well, right this second I'm talking to you, how could I be...
Anubsrule: i dont know maybe you could be..
Anubsrule: amorus that is
I Giggle: well, I wouldn't be very good at it if I were busy typing to you at the same time, now could I?
Anubsrule: well if i was there and you were typing the thoughts you had as i please you then, it could hapen
I Giggle: ummm... why would I do that?
Anubsrule: i dont know you tell me..
I Giggle: well, I just can't even begin to imagine...
Anubsrule: if i was teasing you or enticing your libido, then you'd know right away what your thoughts or desires would be
Anubsrule: seting the play aside..want to meet for breakfast?
I Giggle: oh... that would entail getting dressed, huh?
Anubsrule: unless you want to get arrested..or if you wantto tell me what you are wearing right now..
I Giggle: no no, don't wanna get arrested. I have no desire to be in jail, thanks
Anubsrule: so then getting dressed will be appropriate
I Giggle: it's too bad I already had my poptarts this morning
Anubsrule: ok..so we can still meet
I Giggle: unfortunately I have too much to do today to leave the house
Anubsrule: hmmm ok..
I Giggle: it's been great playing with you here, though
Anubsrule: If you play with me in real
Anubsrule: then youd come again and again to have more play.


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