I swear I don't do anything to attract these folks, I am just online, minding my own business and next thing I know I'm in some strange kind of conversation with someone I've never met.
Ok... my friend has a few suggestions on why I get these ims and how to prevent them....
::chuckles:: You sure do get a lot of em. :) You should prolly change your profile if you want fewer IMs. Here are a few suggestions to reduce your IM load. :)
Member Name: Ask me, I don't bite... much
Ask me, I don't bite, much. But when I do bite, I bite all the way through...
Location: Las Vegas
Too exciting, to us men, all women from Vegas are showgirls or topless dancers, make it Topeka, Kansas or Walla Walla, Washington.
Birthdate: September 6
Put down a year like 1807, that'll confuse em. :)
Sex: Female
Ah...here is the big one. If you want the IMs to stop immediatly put down Male (<----can't remembr that last IM I got out of the blue :)
Marital Status: I think, therefore I'm single
Put down something like: In a strict Middle Eastern marriage where my husband is required to cut the gonads off of any man who has impure thoughts about me.
That should reduce the number of IMs heading your way. :)
-Chris
But what would I do without the nutty ims to liven up my otherwise dull life?
Trust me and go see what I mean. I promise you will be entertained.
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