Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry? A. They're afraid of flying off the handle! Q. Where do baby ghosts go during the day? A. Dayscare centers Q. What do witches put on their hair? A. Scare spray Q. What's a haunted chicken? A. A poultry-geist Q. How can you tell when you're in bed with Count Dracula?- A. He has a big D on his pajamas Q. What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster? A. Grandma monster Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make? A. Boo boos Q. What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine? A. A wash and wear wolf Q. What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack? A. Count Duckula Q: What do the birds sing on Halloween? A: Twick or Tweet Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? A: Squash Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away Q: What was the witches favorite subject in school? A: Spelling Q: What does a vampire fear most? A: Tooth decay Q: What did the mad scientist eat on Halloween? A: Frankenfurters with Ketchup Q: Where does Dracula water ski? A: On Lake Erie Q: What kind of boat pulls Dracula when he water skis? A: A blood vessel Q: What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o'-lantern by it's circumference? A: Pumpkin Pi Q: What does a ghost eat for lunch? A: A BOO-logna sandwich. Q: How does the silly witch know what time it is? A: She looks at her witch-watch. Q: What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost? A: Don't spook until your spooken to. Q: Why do ghouls and demons hang out together? A: Because demons are a ghoul's best friend! Q: What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist? A: He was repossessed.

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