You Can't Rollerskate in a Buffalo Herd

by Roger Miller




Buffalo Herd
You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd,
You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd,
You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd,
But you can be happy if you've a mind to.


Parakeet Cage

You can't take a shower in a parakeet cage,
You can't take a shower in a parakeet cage,
You can't take a shower in a parakeet cage,
But you can be happy if you've a mind to.

All you've got to do is put your mind to it,
Knuckle down, buckle down,
Do it, Do it, Do it.


Baseball Pool
You can't go swimming in a baseball pool,
You can't go swimming in a baseball pool,
You can't go swimming in a baseball pool,
But you can be happy if you've a mind to.


Kid on your Back


You can't change film with a kid on your back,
You can't change film with a kid on your back,
You can't change film with a kid on your back,
But you can be happy if you've a mind to.


Tiger in Your Car

You can't drive around with a tiger in your car,
You can't drive around with a tiger in your car,
You can't drive around with a tiger in your car,
But you can be happy if you've a mind to.

All you've got to do is put your mind to it,
Knuckle down, buckle down,
Do it, Do it, Do it.

You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd,
You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd,
You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd,
But you can be happy if you've a mind to.


Watermelon Patch
You can't go fishing in a watermelon patch,
You can't go fishing in a watermelon patch,
You can't go fishing in a watermelon patch,
But you can be happy if you've a mind to.


You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd,
You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd,
You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd,
But you can be happy if you've a mind to.


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