Why do elephants have flat feet?
From jumping out of trees.

Why is is dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?
Because that's when elephants are jumping out of trees.

Why are pygmies so small?
The went into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon.

Two intrepid explorers met in the heart of the Brazilian jungle. "I'm here," declared one, "to commune with nature in the raw, to contemplate the eternal verities and to widen my horizons. And you, sir?"

"I," sighed the second explorer, "came because my young daughter has begun piano lessons."

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"That's a beautiful stuffed lion you've got there. Where did you get him?"

"In Africa, when I was on a hunting expedition with my uncle."

"What's he stuffed with?"

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Two elephants were talking. "I don't care what people say," said one of them, "I can't remember a thing."

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Gotta love those Jungle Jokes! ~~Becky