Everyone knows the Jungle Cruise captains are the wildest employees at the park. One crazy drove an empty boat out to Sweitzer Falls and spilled ketchup from little packets all over his arms. He hung out over the rail with his gun around his neck. And as the following boat passed by, he cried, "Send help! Send help!"

Another prankster went to the Native Village and started dancing around with the natives in sunglasses and boxer shorts, holding a broom instead of a spear. Others hid behind the hippo pool armed with pistols and when a driver fired his gun, his buddies fired back at him.

One driver drove extra slow through the hippo pool, but instead of shooting at them, he told his group how much he loved his pet hippos. When the driver of the next boat, following the normal spiel, proceeded to shoot the hippos, the first driver freaked out and shot at the second driver.

Ever striving at one-up-manship, the Jungle Cruise captain sees his last day as his last chance at immortality. When one arrived at the hippo pool, he ripped open his shirt, waved his rubber knife, dove in and attacked a hippo. Another tied a rope to a tree and did a Tarzan routine while a guy on board pulled out his gun and fired blanks at him.

ROFL... I told you these folks were the best! ~~Becky